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Jeremy is a 6-8 year old iPad kid with Vegemite encrusted outside his mouth. He is also constantly sniffing snot up his nose as he plays Real Racing 3 on his cracked iPad 2 Air with his sticky fingers.
Person 1: Hey, is that Jeremy over there?
Person 2: Yes, make sure you don't go near him. And don't give him tips on Real Racing 3, he'll sniff aggressively and tell you he knows how to play.
How about a girl named Jeremy???
Why there is a girl named Jeremy?
Oh man, my husband was a Jeremy, he kept me satisfied a long time
Jeremy, His Dick is so Big he needs to tie it around his Leg, also he can fly away by just Spinning his Dick wildly.
His dick is the size of Jeremy
Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.
Jeremy,You’ll always be my one and only favorite and my number one priority.No matter how far you are,You’re my home.I’m really excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby
Jeremy is a gift/blessing that’s only given to the luckiest and choosen woman in the world to give her the strength,light,support,love and reason to wake up every morning and conquer every trials.A Jeremy deserves everything.Once you have him,make sure that you’ll never let him go or let anyone take him away from you because he’s one of a kind and nothing compares to him.He’s also addictive that you might wouldn’t be able to sleep at night thinking about him,you wouldn’t notice that you’re smiling when you’re imagining some things,you’ll full your phone storage of his pictures and stare at them every minute and your day wouldn’t be completed if you didn’t talk to him.He’s also attractive that any girl would fall so easily especially because of his lovely eyes that tells everything,his angelic voice that makes you feel like floating and his soft kissable lips.
Jeremy,you’ll always be my one and only baby and favorite.Even if we’re far from each other,you’re my home.I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life with you.I love you so much baby <3
Guy who probably could not behave in class for more than 3 minutes. Statistically the most likely name to be arrested.