Jump Humping

When a friend jumps on the bed to create a sex-like movement while another couple are engaging in soaking.

Jump Humping is practiced by students of Brigham Young University (BYU) or Mormon teens because they are expected to remain virgins until marriage. That's because soaking (or marinating), according to Mormonism, does not count as sex.

I was called to go jump humping for my bestie at a BYU dorm while she soaks with her boyfriend.

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crack jumping

The act of jumping repeatedly, to avoid being shot in a video game as if on crack.

"Man I got pwn3d by that guy, he must be good."
"No, he's just a noob who got lucky crack jumping."

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Jump off

Verb. A word meaning to begin. Usually used in a military campaign.

Fat Joe:If you want to jump off, let's go. (Taken from Def Jam:Fight For New York.)

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spider jump

When you try and spread your limbs to be a spider then you aim penis to propel yourself in the air

Collin is trying to spider jump on Andrew

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Gorilla Jumping

Synonym for tea bagging. Often associtated with Halo (used to taunt in this case)

Let's gorilla jump that spawn killing assmaster.

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Jump to chump

When you immediately call someone a chump as soon as they are seen.

Josh walks in the room and appears to have been crying.

Tomas: Why does it look like Josh is crying?

Ben: Cuz he's a chump.

Tomas: How can you say that!?! You just jump to chump like that.

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Hump and Jump

The act of hooking up with someone in your own bed and then leaving to sleep somewhere else.

"Yea I finished and thought she'd leave, but I had to hump and jump and sleep on Ryan's couch.

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