Kill it with eggs before it lays fire!

Self explanatory.

You see the creepy crawly thing that must die and in your panic you yell “Kill it with eggs before it lays fire” instead of what you were actually trying to say- to kill it with fire before it lays eggs.

Coined by spook AKA zombitini

*Sees a cockroach scuttle through the lawn*
“KILL IT WITH EGGS BEFORE IT LAYS FIRE!!!”

Lay Your Head On My Pillow

Laying Your Head On A Girls Boobs . Resting Head On Girls Boobs, Or Even Sleeping On Her Booby's . . As A Good Cuddling Position .

Girl : " Baby , Come Lay Your Head On My Pillow. " Boy : * Places Head & Rest's It On Girls Chest. *

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Gnar-lay-psy-chunt

Gnarly and FAT female, usually psychotic(not in a good way) a terrible parent, an Abusive spouse. A lazy greedy selfcenter egotistical maniacal cow, who should over douse on anti-depressants.
A common name for said female is April.

Guy 1:Damn there go April again, Buyin weed n Alcohol instead of things for her child. Damn.

Guy 2: Damn man, go the other way she a Gnar-Lay-Psy-Chunt.

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Lay Waste Too Yourself

To lay waste to one self means to shit your pants

John: Dude whats that smell, did you just Lay Waste Too Yourself.

Arnold: Damn Skippy!

John: Were in public you sick sunava bitch!

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lay it low and spread em wide

a slut who lays on her back and spreads her legs wide foe easier access

she is just a dumb cum slut, all she knows how to do is lay it low and spread em wide.

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lay all your love on me

A phrase that (is said mostly by women ) when there is an awkward conversation with someone (usually a guy) and the guy is offended by something the girl said, so the girl says it out of impulse and awkwardness only to create more confusion.

(From the abba song)

(Guy) Alex- Your really cute

(Girl) Andrea- Cool.

Alex- :l...

Andrea- LAY ALL YOUR LOVE ON ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex- wait what?

Andrea- Sorry about that

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Choop lay pyar di gandayriyan

Suck the sugarcane of love.
To blow the love wand dry.
The greatest pleasure on earth if given by a cute bitch.

Rana Khurram pyar di gadayriyan choup raha tha kay chaapa parh gaya aur khurram apni gand aur shalwar sambhal kar bhagh parha.

Yaar khurram ko choosnay ka bohat shaukh hai. Iss liyay usay Oscar award for the best Choupa milagaya.......Choop lay pyar di gandayriyan

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