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a young liberal is easily recognizable in the wild. With their Ralph Lauren polo and their white or tan chino's, they do however blend in perfectly when in their comfort zones of UTS, University of Melbourne and the University of Adelaide. here they can be observed feasting on coffee obtained from a farm run by slaves of a drug lord, paid for by their grandparent's franking credits while they search the stock price of mummy and daddy's investment that bought them their BMW. Be careful when approaching one that you do not come across a BMW, because if you see several in close proximity, sometimes with their Mercedes cousins, that means that a colony of "alpha" male young liberals is nearby. they can be extremely harmful if you or your parents work or are on Centrelink, but can easily be defeated by homosexuality.
Person 1: woah, be careful, a young liberal
Person 2: it's okay, i'm gay
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A person who is not only proud to be liberal, but represents everything the far-right seem to be against, especially if you are non-white, non-christian, gay/lesbian, or a combination of all of those, or you associate with them.
"Liberal bastard" may sound like a degrading term, but it's not. Basicly it means you're proud to be open-minded and don't give a shit about what others may think.
Bigot: Stupid fags are the cause of everything wrong with America.
Liberal Bastard: Gee thanks I'm gay
Bigot: I bet you're some nigga too
Liberal Bastard: Acutally no
Bigot: Ok then
Liberal Bastard: But my boyfriend is
Bigot: ...
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Those who want true freedom and don't want to harm anyone nor want government dictating their lives.
Phoney "modern" liberals stole this name in order to sound like they have a just cause, which of course is not true.
Classic Liberals are trying to make things a better place. Some people now call them Conservatives, but they aren't always the stuff starched shirt types.
Modern "liberals" are evil people who belong to groups like NAMBLA.
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Liberation Transmision is an album by welsh rockers lost prophets. its got some cool songs on it and u should deffo buy it! although everyday combat is a bit meaningless number 8- broken hearts, torn up letters and the story of a lonely girl is the best song on the album by far! if ur looking 4 a good bit of rock go get this album cz it rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dude1- im so bored with the indie scene man! i want some proper rock with meaning
dude2- get lostprophets album called liberation transmission ive heard its mint!
dude 1- ok ill go get it
dude1 and dude 2- (walk off happily to HMV together)
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An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.
Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.
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The Party of the United Kingdom whose policies include:
<insert policies here>
An whose ideology is generally considered to be <ideology>. They care with great conviction about <section of society>, and have plans to scrap most of the nation's defences. They also have plans to raise taxes on... pretty much everyone.
Scientists have studied the Liberal Democrat Party for a number of years, and, after much investigation, have concluded that it's a bit like Labour, except, worse.
I'm part of the Liberal Democrats, and I'm going to sit on the fence and just hope that no one attacks Britain. If they do, I can wave my socialist flag at them paid for with lots of tax rises.
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A Los Angeles based individual who uses their base level far-left political agenda as a means of promoting their own vanity and self-righteousness rather than actually promoting liberal political ideologies or social change.
"I didn't watch the Oscars this year, sorry but I didn't feel like listening to a bunch of Hollywood liberals lecture at me."
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