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she isn’t
“how is megan so good at singing”
no she is not HAHA
a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.
i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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the baddies bitch out there and so fine🤤😏 everyone what’s to rail the shit out of her
someone: you know megan dillon?
someone 2: no who is she
someone: the baddies bitch that’s so sexy
Megan-logically challenged: n. A statement or opinion uttered by Megan, characterised by a high degree of inaccuracy and a tendency to defy logic and common sense. Often accompanied by a look of unwavering confidence, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.
Trying to explain basic valorant techniques to Megan can be a frustrating experience, given her Megan-logically challenged approach to the subject.