A hot person named stormi who will be a milf when they are 70
bob: hey have u heard of the hot single milf
larry: you mean stormi?
bob: yeah
The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
A hot girl that is pan and always grabs your thighs. she is very amazing and very sexy.
Wow that girl is such a sexy milf veronica. Imma go propose to her.
1. ???
2. A female associate with whom one engages in occasional awkward, inappropriate courting attempts (this definition has no relation to the term, "MILF")
3. A confused use of the term "MILF"
4. A MILF who can kick ass with a gun
Well, it's Tuesday. Time for me to hit on my trigger milf.
A person on their quest for a milf
"that dude is a real big MILF searcher"
a milf ghost is a ghost that haunts your house as a older sexy ass women or a milf this type of ghost may or may not have seggs with you in your dreams although it ain't real seggs your dick gonna be covered in milf ghost juices in the morning...
dude my house is haunted by this suicide milf ghost
She wants my big long pp as a compensation for my soul
When you can't digest normal milfs so you go for an almond one ;)
Superpowers: Mommy that makes you remember *EVERYTHING* from her skills.
female version of - "apne lund ke dam pe you made me crazy"
That almond milf was very useful before the exam!