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she isn’t
“how is megan so good at singing”
no she is not HAHA
a private story on snapchat in which someone posts twerking videos of themselves or with friends.
i made a megan knees private story so i can get my hoes back
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The most spectacular event imaginable in the universe.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
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Megan “Wardy” Ward is a creature of the darkness that like kids and men with non existent hairlines. She’s often been found lurking the halls of Louis slowly and quietly chanting about max o beirne. She’s someone all children should stay away from and parents should be afraid of. She’s not allowed within 500 meters of the following places due to being on then register:
1. Mary’s
2. Booterstown
3. Tramline
4. Crumlin
Hey have you heard of Megan “Wardy” Ward? Regretfully so…
When one goes to extraordinary lengths to draw attention to oneself to claim to be a victim.
"i can't believe he is acting that way. He must be suffering Harry & Megan Syndrome
the baddies bitch out there and so fine🤤😏 everyone what’s to rail the shit out of her
someone: you know megan dillon?
someone 2: no who is she
someone: the baddies bitch that’s so sexy
Megan Lever is a great person and a big lover of animals but unfortunately she is not as great as the almighty human that is Callum Jones
Guy1: Is'nt Megan Lever just great
Guy2: Yes but she does not compare to Callum Jones he is a god among men
Guy1: True he is incredible