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The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
A sock that a human male wears around his genitalia during the night as a preventative measure for the mess caused by a wet dream.
I'm so horny, I should probably wear a night sock tonight.
All that food and uneaten crap you find in bed in the morning after either drinking, sleepwalking, or just getting the midnight munchies. It usually includes leftovers, microwaveable garbage, and just general junk food.
K: Ugh, what's that smell?
H: I slept walked again last night, and those are the remaining night burgers.
K: Get that out of here, it smells like a dead body!
A night involving far too many glasses of Chardonnay with Jen, therefore causing the ever unpleasant Chardonay vomit--which sounds like "BLARDONAY"
Oh my God, we need to get home now, I am about to Blardonay all over my short skirt and inappropriate shoes. That was definitely a Blardonay night last week Jen.
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Night Kitchen - a euphemism for sex.
For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
The act pounding your balls into the net over and over and over again until you score luv. At night.
Guy: “Hey babe, do you want to play some Night Tennis?”
Babe: ...
Babe: “Doubles?”