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When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.
My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.
same as the soviet onion, except 'merica
Hide the oil, the United Steaks of America is here!!! oops i meant states
When she has a perfect rump for an ass and 2 fried eggs for breasts
Pal: Tell me about your new girlfriend
Pal 2: She is fit and has steak n eggs
When two white males have a threesome with a black female. The males being the buns (white in color) and the steak (black in color) being the female.
Hey i heard you got with that black girl in our class last weekend?
Yeah man, me and Johnny steak sandwiched her
I got an internship at the local meat shop so I could learn to tickle the steak.
To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.
Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.
14th March, A second Valentine’s Day for men, unless you’re celebrating ‘roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day’ on March 3rd, this day really has no meaning for you
Yo dude you busy this Saturday?
Yeah man I’m spoiling my girl on roast dinner, foot rub & her favourite films day
Ehhhh my man steak & blowjob day isn’t far behind !
Yeah well Valentine’s Day is for us so it’s only right we celebrate these days too