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Something of the highest caliber. The best. Can be used in lieu of "the shit" when "the shit" just doesn't cut it. Made famous by the YouTube video "BAD ASS ULTIMATE Little Kid"
Das some ultimate shit right dere.
A phrase often used towards someone who states the obvious.
"There is snow outside, it must be cold"
"No shit Sherlock!"
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Morning shit is a shit that becomes so frequent in your schedule, that it is set aside as part of your morning duties prior to starting the working day.
It's a shit that really signals the start of your working day... in a good way.
Monday morning ritual
1.) computer on
2.) coffee brewed
3.) emails read
4.) bowels groaning
5.) shit taken
"Oh gotta take my morning shit...right! ready to start the day"
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When you have to shit so bad you go through a series of Fever like symptoms
ie: Chills, Cold sweats, Aching, Etc
"Are you OK dude?!"
"Yeah, I think so. My Shit fever just broke"
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Telling your homeboy to stop fucking up and start getting it together, based on a popular internet meme.
<loser32> man they let me go for coming in late again
<you> shit tyrone
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An overwhelming amount of work, studying, research or homework. At the beginning of the task, it seems almost impossible to complete. Some how you finish just before the deadline. Sleep deprivation and a need for caffeine are common side effects.
Brianna has a shit ton of studying tonight.
Once you have used the restroom to defecate, you proceed to leave the facilities without washing your hands. (also known in Canada as "Shanz". )
Co worker 1: Hey, I just saw Mark coming out of the stall after throwing mud, and he didn't wash his hands before going to his office.
Co-worker 2: Oh no, I just shook Mark's hand.
Co-worker 1: :Damn, he just got you with his shit mitts.