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The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.
“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”
Diarrhea caused by being under a large amount of stress.
I hate preparing for a job interview. It makes me so nervous, I get the stress squirts
A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.
This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!
The act of a girl hershey squirting on a guys face. Then in return you shall jizz on her face then you make out with her.
My girl loves to do Combining squirt when she is bored.
3 Women dress up at Squirtle, Wartortle and Blastoise and lay on their backs and get into a circle. With them on their backs, the shells would keep them stuck on their backs. They would then have their hands tied behind their backs and have their legs tied together with a vibrator in between them, being held in place. The 3 women would then try and get onto their fronts, and whoever does so first wins the Squirtle Squirt off!
Sally, Jenny and my girlfriend had a Squirtle Squirt Off yesterday. I was there for 5 hours until Sally finally won.
The act of shoving multiple bell peppers into your partners vagina while simultaneously guessing the color of each bell pepper one by one this act can be amped up by having your partners bloody squirt temporarily blind you
Man me and Sally had an amazing time pepper squirting
The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.
Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”