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While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.
Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..
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happens as an unexpected skid mark in your gutchies from screaming soul music, you may not even realize it has happened until later.
I think I just made a james brown stain after karaoking sex machine.
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Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
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When you're banging a tranny in the butt when she is lying down. You're so into it that you don't see her jacking one off and she nuts on your Dick causing Cock Stained Balls.
Last night I was doing slippery Sally hard in the ass, right? All of a sudden she busts a nut right on my balls. Fuckin' cock stained balls, man...
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When your partner sits on the computer keyboard while giving you oral sex and shits on your computer.
Oh dude your mom left the worst shit stained keyboard last night.
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When a bitch ass mother fucker fucks his stupid bitch so fucking hard in the pussy from behind so that his hairy fucking atrocity of a ball sack slams violently into her filthy, hairy asshole resulting in large amounts of her shit spraying in all directions, covering the fucking bitch shit cock ass mother fucking cocksucker's nut sack in a thick layer of shit, most likely due to the fact that the stupid slut probably forgot to wipe her fucking bitch ass cunt whore pussy licking fucktard asshole last time she took an almighty shit.
"Last night i ambushed my girlfriend in the bathroom while she was taking a hearty shit and proceeded to fuck her from behind, and i ended up with shit-stained balls.
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A textbook cum-stain is the visible splotch of cum spot left on a guy's textbook after he jacks off in class.
I remember having a lot of textbook cum-stains on my books in highschool. I still have some of them!
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