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A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
A person who is known by the name of "Norman" and often kicks up some form of a storm.
There's that cunt Storming Norman, he's kicking up a storm already.
When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.
Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.
someone with glasses,he also eats dogs and cat(chinese food) he is a kind and funny guy but aa nerd
....storm carter
Sprinkle cocaine on a strippers asshole the put your face in front of her asshole and your friend punches her in the stomach making her fart the cocaine into your face.
Dude Frank and I fucked this hooker last night and we did the Russian dust storm on her!!!
A big brown storm of feces. It’s when you go like wildfire in the bathroom and it comes out so fast and furious they name a movie after it. It’s painful and messy and a whirlwind of emotions. Its the last think you want to happen.
Person 1: Hey Joey, why is your uncle staying in a hotel?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I ate some bad burritos and had a poo storm in his bathroom.
Person 1: Oh shit man.
Person 2: Yeah. Oh shit.