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A person that hasn't been in your life long but makes you feel like you are so special to them, they are incredibly kindhearted and don't know how amazing they are
You're my orange person
A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.
Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?
Person 2 through 15: Who?
A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.
Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hello
Person 3: why is nobody caring about m-
*person 1 and 2 beats up person 3 for interrupting a talk about their own crap*
Person 4: why is everyone forgetting about me.