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Similar to the very popular "Sausage Fest," but with a large group of girls partying without any guys. While sausage is metaphorical for a dick, cat is metaphorical for a pussy, therefore making it a Cat Fest.
Guy 1: Yo, lets go crash the Cat Fest at Lindsay's house.
Guy 2: Yeah man, they are in desperate need of some sausages.
(Informal, Humourous) A ferret
H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird
The common practice of cupping a strippers vagina at a strip club.
"I would love to go to the strip club, I enjoy palming cat"
Jinx is a god amongst his feline competitors
"Hey, have you heard about Jinx the Cat?"
"YES, I LOVE JINX THE CAT!!!!!1!!1!!!1!1"
Farm Slang: When constructing something on the farm, cats will typcially refrain from climbing around on it until its structural integrity has been tested. Once they know it will not fall out from under them, they will climb all over it until the end of time.
Built that shed, the cats are all over it now it's cat approved.
The act of petting or playing with more than one cat at a time.
I'm multi-catting with Fluffy and Tigger.
That paradoxical situation in which an individual who has a predisposition towards stroking and petting felines is actually allergic to them.
Florian: I like stroking cats, but the problem is I am allergic to them
Phil: That sounds like a Catch 22 to me
Alex: you mean a Cat 22