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"50 facts about women" is a list of quirks that women tend to generally have. This list is often mistaken by many (such as "a") that the list applies to dykes.1 And it is often mistaken that the list applies to ugly women.2
1 43. If a man ticks off a womn she will often respond by getting a fuzzy toilet cover which warms their rear, but makes it impossible for the lid to stay up thus it constantly gets peed on by the guys. (which gets them in more trouble)- STUPID, i dont care if a man leaves the toilet seat up.
-50 facts about women
2 45.Wmen can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will get men arrested.- THis is the mans fault for giving in.
-50 facts about women
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When a girl wants to get whipped, hog tied, bonded to her bed, blindfolded or all of the above at the same time
Usually is a freak in bed and the girl has to be subdued by these methods. She wants all those methods all while taking it anal or vannila, not oral tho unless you're going down on her.
Ay man u wanna here about my night with Charlotte.
Yeah sure.
The girl was crazy we did it anal, oral and vannila last night, and she wouldn't stop.
Damn man she a freak.
She wanted me to go 50 shades of grey style on her. I didn't even have a whip man, I just had some rope and a bandana. She finally was tired and sporked to en the night.
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An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.
Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
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The original 50 Cent (not the rapper) was from fort green in america he was known in every borough as the most vicious stick up kid around during the late 80's he wasn't really known for his "hustling" or anything like that; he was simply that dude who, when you saw him, you knew someone was about to come off their shit, be it cash, jewels or drugs. He died a violent death as a young man, but in his short reign, he definatly made his mark.
these words are not my own they are from 50x50 50 cent's autobiography now i've seen a lot of people saying that 50 Cent isn't a real gangsta and that he's just a wanksta but the fact is he was a gangsta and once you are a gangsta you stay gangsta forever, he was hustlin when he was 12 years old. people say oh he's only famous for being shot 9 times well thats bullshit he's famous because a lot of people like his music i personally like his music and i don't hear a new 50 track on the radio then go omg he's been shot 9 times im gonna go and buy his CD i can understand if you don't like his music but i dont understand is you saying that he's only famous for being shot. As far as im concerned 50 Cent is an original gangsta and im not linkin that because there isn't a proper definition of it up yet :)
50 Cent (who the original 50 cent was and why the rapper chose that name)
50 Cent: I've been shot 9 times
Idiot: Your music is crap but i'll buy your album because you got shot 9 times.
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The tendency to get sick of an extended game or movie marathon faster than you would if you were actually doing something for its regular duration.
Most often seen when someone suggests you play a 50 turn game of Mario Party, or all the tracks in a racing game, or watch all the extended versions of the LOTR.
"I'm already sick of this LOTR marathon"
"Dude, we haven't even gotten halfway through Fellowship yet. You're definitely suffering from "50 Turn Mario Party" syndrome."
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It's the attack of the 50 Foot Hottie!
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(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)
1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
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