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TIME TO GET YOUR ASS UP AND LIFT
YO WHAT TIME IS IT?! ITS FUCKING GAINS O CLOCK .
When you wake a person by urinating on his/her face or head.
"You hear that Glenn woke up Darlene with the Alabama Alarm Clock?"
"Oof, must suck."
The Raspberry alarm clock is the process of waking up a person through the act of licking their asshole.
Yeah, I knew it wasnt gonna work out with that girl when she gave me a raspberry alarm clock.
Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick
Person1: wanna anal clock-wise
Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning
Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning
Verb// When it's that time to give your ol lady that good good sex.
Or a woman ready to go out a find a lil some some
Her-Honey, what time is it? Him-It's Cock-O-Clock baby!!!
2 women in talking- Girl friend it's about Cock-O-Clock up in here, i been havin a dry spell lets go find a man!
An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.
Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.