US PATRIOT ACT

the biggest peice of totaletarian bullshit ever (Also see George W Bush)

Dude, my friend got taken away by the government last night...

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used bread store

Notional name for bakery outlet stores (such as what are run by Weber and Orowheat) that sell products at discount rates.

Origin is obscure, but probably comes by analogy that something that's previously used is a lot cheaper than something that's new.

Usage is considered silly.

We picked up food at the used bread store for half the price we would've paid at the grocery store!

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among us porn

Porn for Among Us.
b r u h

-NO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE PORN OF AN ASTRONAUT AND THEN EXPECT PEOPLE TO LIKE IT!
-haha among us porn go brrrrrrrrrrr

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use your words

When spoken to children, this phrase communicates a gentle reminder to speak clearly and enunciate. When spoken to adults, this phrase communicates both insult and an urgent desire to be kicked or punched squarely in the nose without any hesitation.

For this reason, careful consideration should always be made about the approximate age of the person speaking, not only out of respect but in avoidance of severe pain, injury, and bloodshed assuming none is wanted.

Please speak more clearly. I'm confident you can do this. Just use your words.

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Give us a wave

a chant football fans sing to managers/players of their own team at the side of the pitch, if they wave they get a massive cheer and if they dont they get a minor boo

Fans- "Dickov, give us a wave, Dickov,Dickov, give us a wave!"

*Dickov Waves*

*Crowd Cheers*

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crows uses noisemakers

Pronounced: "krôs yūs'ĕs nois'māk'ərs"

A phrase used to indicate when someone makes an amusing spelling or grammatical error. Everyone in the vicinity points and yells 'Crows Uses Noisemakers' in a German accent. A term of endearment.

"Did our teacher just spell lightning like 'lightening'? HA!Crows uses noisemakers!"

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Gie us a gobble

(Scottish Ned slang) To request that a fair maiden partake in smoking one's pole and / or place one's testis in her mouth.

"Gonna gie us a gobble, hen?" - Would you perhaps like to service my manhood with your mouth, fair maiden?

"She wouldnae gie us a gobble, pal!" - She refused to partake in smoking my pole and / or did not allow me to place my testis in her mouth, good sir!

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