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blisters on your hand from wanking it too long without lube
Joe must have no socil life, his hands are covered in wanker-berries!
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a complete twat of a human, usually male, that makes you suicidal that you belong to the same race as him.
that jake lad is a right walton-wanker
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A move executed by the Iron Wang of Justice to smite enemies and skank-whores alike.
John: I will strike you down with my Iron Wang of Justic
George: wtf, mate?
John: Feel the power of the Thunder Wanker.
George: Good God, man! You're knocking over the furniture!!
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A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts
I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka
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A suited man or yuppie who appears to be better then you, but deep down hes just a wanker with polished shoes and a degree.
*tradies all sitting around having a pint* *confident man walks past* "hey check out that business wanker!"
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One who plays at being submissive until it becomes the slightest bit inconvenient.
A submissive (BDSM) wannabe.
That bitch was just leading me on, what a sub wanker!
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