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Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you
why am I lonely because you ARE
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"Am I being detained" is a phrase most commonly used by stupid liberals who think they're above authority and the law and would rather use corrupt logic instead of common sense.
Officer: Please don't do that or I will have to arrest you.
Subject: AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? WHATS YOUR NAME AND BUDGE NUMBER???
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Something that Sleepy Joe Biden says at least once every day, if not more.
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Joe Biden: Jill, where the hell am I? Where are we?
Jill: We're in the White House, honey.
Joe: Wait...why? Why are we in a white house?
Jill: Because you're president
Joe: I'm president?
Jill: Yes sweetheart.
Joe: President of...president of what exactly?
Jill: Hahaha you're so silly, of the United States.
Joe: I'm...I'm president of the United States? How the hell did that happen!
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Interviewer: Hello Joe, how are you tonight? I can't wait to kiss your ass for the next 40 minutes and ask you the most basic softball questions that even you can't mess up!
Joe: I'm good man, I'm pretty good. Wait, where the hell am I again? What are we doing here? Who are you again? Chris? Or or or or is it is is is is is it Chuck? No that's not right, wait wait wait wait who are you?
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When the new kid fakes depression just so they get more friends
Me: hello I'm Jamal
New Kid: why am i alive
Me:ok be my friend
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A state of expression as apposed of saying ''Nah ah'' or ''Are you shitting me?''
1. My house burned down and I have type 2 herpes
2. am I being punk'd?
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You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.
You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’
Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot
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Women am I right? When I talk to these hoes they aint sayin nothing but slay.They want equal rights but if you punch them its a whole different story.They want play men's sports and do things that men do but like just GO WASH THE DISHES AND CLEAN!!!!!
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