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Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 14, 2022


Wit Bull

A person who locks their jaw on a small part of an argument and won't let go, no matter how much the truth is hitting them in the face.

He is denying the validity of scientists, because he met one and didn't like him. What a Wit Bull!

by Chefspam March 11, 2017


Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation

When you're about to be solo'ing an army and need strength

You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"

Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*

by Fluph February 24, 2025


Colossal Half-witted infantile fantasy.

A childishly naive ambition

Being a princess is a colossal half-witted infantile fantasy.

by EyeForEye December 31, 2024


youtube wit

Comment witticisms that quickly move to the top of the Youtube comment section, because of sheer hilarity or cleverness.

These were often kept at the top with the 'The Most Liked Comments'.

Despite youtube removing the feature and as well the dislike button (as of 2016). The youtube wit is a staple of the site.

"Video of women screeching in place a singing, with no discernible lyrics"
John Smith - ''I like how they need sheet music for this ' +86

Gamerdude2 - "this is the Youtube wit."

The youtube comment section is raw and unadulterated and that is what allows the youtube wit to flourish.

by Cacciaguida February 20, 2016


Beauty wit a booty

A fine girl that also has a great ass.

Did you see that girl Kristin? That's a beauty wit a booty right there! She looks great coming or going!

by trdggyb July 14, 2021


Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 21, 2021