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A wizard sleeve dick is a dick that is uncircumcised with excessive amounts of foreskin. Which also resembles a one eyed snake shedding it's moist skin. The man with this wizard sleeve dick typically enjoys cream pie delight every now and then while screaming the name Becky and finishing with a creepy peck & karaoke moves.
John had the biggest wizard sleeve dick that I've ever seen.
The looseness of the skin on your dick reminds me of a wizard sleeve dick.
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A sexual maneuver similar to a Decorative Edison, where a lightbulb is inserted into the rectum. However the large end of the bulb is inserted first, and then the recipient's buttocks are slapped in order to shatter the glass.
"Hello, this is 911 dispatch."
"Please help me! I have just recieved a Wizard of Menlow Park!"
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thou who speaks in the code of egg, throws wild house parties, & partakes in an occasional, possibly weekly illegal activity. also, look up costa rican males on myspace when nothing else is found to do.
Wizard, light it up in the tunnel!
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An individual who is extremley proficient at tripping on psilocybin mushrooms, LSD, and other psychodelics while having an orgy for the entire trip causing everyone else to orgasm as frequently as possible.
Yeah the other day I went to an orgy and the Guru Sex Wizard was there, I came for 10 hours straight after he took 2,000ug of LSD.
A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates
Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk
Someone who enjoys getting woken up by a blow job which was initiated out of pleasant surprise caused by readyness
Something that never happens when you are single as nobody can be ppleasantly surprised by your ready erection when they wake up.
Z: Dude, i hear Ben is a morning wood wizard
O: yeah man makes sense, he's a total bonehead