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Squid Grip

When a girls vagina is tight and wet with the suction power of a Dyson hoover running off nuclear energy.

That girls pussy got that squid grip, she almost dethroned me as king of the pull out game.

by King Lurgi September 15, 2021


A gentleman’s grip

When a female places her mouth upon a male anus and the woman uses her tongue and lips to pleasure the male by way of anal oral sex, the male is receiving a gentleman’s grip.

I mounted the virgin, she proceeded to partake in a gentleman’s grip. All the joy in the world does not compare to the pleasure I felt from such a proper act of love and affection.

by Party McGraw March 14, 2023


Grip of Minutes

When the duration between a particular activity has been an exceedingly long time.

Larry: Let’s go to the casino and play blackjack.
Jack: Hell yeah, it’s been a grip of minutes since we’ve done that!

by LGEND24_2 February 28, 2019


rusty robot's grip

Mostly seen on building sites. Using well used pliers as a grip to have a wank

"Anyone noticed that Dan always takes his pliers with him to the toilet?"
"He loves the feeling of a rusty robot's grip"

by TheWalrus2005 September 3, 2020


mole grip

Sexual favours

She gave me a mole grip

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019


Mole grip

When a penis goes blood red from a fearsome grip.

My uncle gave me a mole grip when I was younger.

by Keanu, Dorian And Connor July 9, 2019


Grip and Go

An insult directed towards males implying that the subject in question ejaculates fast.

"Grip" means to hold the penis, and "Go" is the cum immediately exiting the penis after just one grasp.

"Johnny's such a dick. I bet he's a Grip and Go too.

by impadop September 12, 2022