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A proud man with a cock so large it is comparable to the size of his leg
I was in the Turkish bath house and saw a 3-legged racist whose cock was so large I was under the impression he had a birth defect of a third leg. The 3 leg racist whipped his dick around so much I got fanned with wind; he was very proud.
The three-legged racists was proud of his cock since it was so large.
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Pamela: my son is a white nigger
Daughter:that's so racist
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A black person who doesn't think mostly white people should not live. The white people cannot try to befriend them because the black people won't think it would look good to have a white person around them. The white people just let it go when the blacks call them racial names and cracker mosst of the time, because the white people know they are meaningless since most black people will say that to each and every white person. But when a white person says nigger to a black person they become all angry as if cracker is ok to say to a white person but nigger isn't ok to say to a black person since whites have a history of being racist towards blacks. But they don't know that since they're so stupid and they just watch tv and figured it out, unbelievable! they figured something out! But when black people go around calling other black people nigger, it doesn't madder. It's cool to them. how stupid can you get? Imagine if white people went around calling each other cracker, that would be ridiculous. If a teacher or professor heard a black person call a white person cracker, they wouldn't care, but if a white person called a black person nigger, you would be like arrested. It seems like it's against the law or something. Well, the blacks make it seem like it is.
Dovany: Yo shut teh fuck up cracka.
Kevin: What? I didn't even say anything about you. Man, you are such a racist black person.
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One who must insult racists because he is unsure whether he hates all but his race as well as the person he's insulting.
Denial is acceptance innit.
Oh wait, or is this kind of definition only allowed for homophobe?
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A Michael Scott Racist is a generally well-intentioned person who tries so hard to be politically correct and to demonstrate that they are not racist that they show themselves to actually be racist. Named for Steve Carell's character on The Office who made a habit of being this.
Oscar: Both my parents were born in Mexico. And they moved to the United States a year before I was born. So I grew up in the United States. My parents were Mexican.
Michael Scott: Wow. Wow. That is... That is a great story. That's the American dream right there, right? Um, let me ask you, is there a term besides "Mexican" that you prefer? Something less offensive?
Kate: I'm not racist. I love all races, but especially Asians because although they're not great drivers, they really know how to run a buffet.
John: You're a Michael Scott Racist.
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Someone who isn't a mild racist.
Christie: (Big Brother) 15 was that racist season.
Jack: Was there a hard racist?
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Someone whom makes racist statements or remarks amongst their own kind (or family; friends), never in the presence of those the slurs would clearly offend. In some cases the offending party may actually have some friends (even family) of color, etc. but they never talk or act that way in front of them.
1. The grandparents and mom at Thanksgiving dinner talking about how the coloreds are ruining everything. Later my mom expresses her excitement at going shopping with Kathy, her black friend from work, on Black Friday.
2. The Coloreds are ruining this country, stealing everything they can get their hands on... I can't wait to go shopping with Letoya later this weekend!
3. Jon is a soft racist infront of his kids, and only his kids. I wonder how they'll turn out.
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