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An alternate name for Valentine's Day (February 14), more commonly used by the unlucky ones who don't have someone to love because they don't love them back.
On this day, there are no hugs.
No kisses.
No cuddles.
No hand-holding.
No cooing.
No laying in another's lap.
No head pats/scratches.
No butterflies in your stomach.
No buying items to be taken for granted and then forgotten about.
No person cares about your feelings, your current mood, or your problems.
No person who will help resolve issues in a conducive way, showing that they care for you and not doing this in return for a favor of some kind.
No sex.
Amongst the unlucky (variable from person to person), there are cases of increased depression, especially as it nears the 14th.
Friend: "Yo, it's about to be February! You know what that means...Valentine's Day!"
Me: "Yeah, you mean 'Singles Awareness Day? Valentine's Day is just a joke."
Friend: "Lighten up, man, you'll find someone!"
Me: "Unlikely; my depression knows no limits besides the calendar."
The action of having a girl watch you jerk off till completion just to cum on her Face
Did you hear Doug and julia hooked up?
Ya i heard she wanted to fuck but all he gave her was the Saugeen single
Definition 1: A Fancy Way Of Saying Single
Definition 2: Quandale Dingle Has No Girls
Alex: Man you such a single dingle.
Doug: What The Fuck.
The words one puts while filing taxes to acquire a tax return. Commonly used by college students whose parents have a "tax guy."
While filing taxes, Louis put down "single zero" and got that bread back from the government.
when everyone you know is in a relationship and your the only one without a person.
Everyone: Omd we've been dating for ages
That 1 person (me) : yea yea ok
Everyone: You're such a single bean , find someone
Singles cult is a cult on discord that's filled with either completely stable, or absolutely insane anklebiters.
Do you wanna join Singles cult!?
Single's sadness is what a single person feels when craving a relationship but can't easily be in one.
Did you see them they've got Single's sadness