Air pods

A device only rich people have.

Girl: Cool Air pods
Boy: Sorry I don't speak broke

air cack

English expression meaning "fart"

"I must have had some bad food last night, I've been doing air cacks all morning!"

Fresh Air

To go outside of a building and smoke a cigarette. Usually used in a gathering where non-smokers are involved.

"I'll be right back guys, I'm going to get some fresh air"

bag of air

small bag of potato chips (crisps)

damn!, lunch time already, ah'm gone get me a shit sammich, ultra gulp and a bag of air!

methinks i shall procure a bag of air to complement my 'turd on a roll'

Air Karen

A Karen who gets kicked off an airplane for not wearing a mask. Basically someone who for some reason would rather cancel their entire trip (that they spent their own time and money on) than grow up, suck it up, and just wear the darn thing for a couple hours.

Karen: *boards plane without mask on*
Flight attendant: "You have to wear a mask"
Karen: "I REFUSE TO WEAR A FACE DIAPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Flight attendant: "Well, then, if you're not going to wear a mask, then I'm going to have to ask you to get off the plane"
Karen: *gets dragged off plane*
Passengers: "BYE AIR KAREN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Air Dookie

An exquisite way of expressing the scientific term commonly known as “a fart”. This term is only to be used by PROFESSIONALS OF THE STUDY. (Also the opposite of a solid fart)

I just air dookied and, trust me, it was stanky.

What is Air?

A phrase Tumblr users write to people on Omegle. Most people on Omegle disconnect when they see this unless they are also a Tumblr user.

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air??!?
*Your conversational partner has disconnected*

-or-

Stranger: Hey
You: What is Air?

Stranger: Example.tumblr.com
You: Example2.tumblr.com