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when someone kills a conversation on facebook or an online chat room with a comment or reply that u dont know how to reply to
dude remember last night when i fucked that slut?
that was my girlfriend
oh... awkward cyber silence
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Used in awkward situations, usually when a man has a lot of chest hair showing, but not restricted to this situation.
The person making the Awkward Chest Hair gesture sticks one hand up their shirt, so that it appears from the top, and wiggles their fingers.
Jane is talking to Mr S, who has an awkward amount of chest hair.
Jill is stood behind Mr S and makes an Awkward Chest Hair gesture at Jane.
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Saying some really stupid innuendo in an awkward situation. Therefore, making it more awkward!
If you are looking for an example of "awkward sexual humor" , watch Barney on an episode of How I met your Mother.
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When someone approaches another someone in a unwanted sexual manner. They ussually do it in a way that is unapealing and makes the second party feel uncomfortable.
I don't want to go to the party...Marcus Garcia will make awkward sexual advances towards me.
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Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.
You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.
Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*
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The moment immediately after befriending someone on facebook that you don't really feel like talking to.
"Jenny 'Peaches' Smith" has accepted your friend request. - 1 minute ago
*awkward facebook silence*
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Used to describe a situation that is not only awkward, but like the branches of a palm tree, a shady situation
When at a party a guy starts hooking up with another chick, different from the one he brought in front of her.
In recollection- he was not only awkward, but shady.
Thus, awkward palm tree
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