A wild hog catching machine (APBT) produced by Jitterbug Kennels.
Dispatch the Bacon Shaka, hogs are bayed!
When you bathe in bacon grease and let someone lick it off of you to completion.
I always enjoy my Bacon Bath Saturdays, my skin feels rejuvenated and my friend is always full afterwards.
Brad bacon is one of a kind if you have a “brad” in your life marry him ! No regrets . Brad is one of a kind , he’s flirty, cute, sometimes selfish, but very sweet. Brad can be a very jealous man but it only shows how much he cares , He’s very kinky in bed and unusually only falls in love with a “Paola Salas zunigger
Bacon grease that one uses to spread on bread to make sandwiches and/or to use to cook with.
Example: when making grilled cheese use bacon butter instead of dairy butter to spread on both sides of the bread before frying.
Someone who is red and sweating, often a ginger
Your sweating so much you look like fucking boiled bacon
A unsightly vagina that resembles a bag of bacon off cuts.
Normally sold on the cheep for making soup and the likes.
Hay Jimmy, how did you get on with that blond girl on saturday?
Dont ask. I got her pants off and her cunt was like a bag of bacon rejects. I will be having nightmares for years. Still fucked her though.
When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.
Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.