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The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
The British version of gonorrhea its different from the American gonorrhea.
Dude how was England?
It was cool except I got British gonorrhea from some girl.
The act of a gentle buttfuck, followed by a creampie in which one eats the juice and spits the magic potion into anothers mouth.
God damn, he gave him a british penetration
On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.
-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk
'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?
Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
A British slang term for the American Revolution
The British Civil War really did a number on the British.
When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.
"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"