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close your butthole

if i kid in math class keeps farting, tell him to close his butthole!!

CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE,so vanessa doesnt have to keep spraying perfume. im trying to do my warmup so could you please close your butthole?

by kcisnotawelse November 10, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


lick my butthole

A phrase that was started by two girls from Farmington, NH. They started using LMBH so they could talk about it and not get in trouble in school. A cool term to use among friends.

Mia: You know what would help with that? Allan: If you lick my butthole!
Jessica: You suck! Miranda: LMBH Jessica!

by junkmime April 8, 2015

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Purple Butthole Syndrome

The sometimes after effects of anal but most notoriously doodoovoodoo where the area around the butthole is purple from bruising.

Note: most likely only occurs in women....and lady boys from Thailand.

Note2: call it PBS when around elders...they'll think your smart.

Tatum: Dude after that night of doodoovoodoo with Alayna I think I might have given her Purple Butthole Syndrome...should I worry about her?

Gary:No, she'll get over it...besides, she can't see it can she?

by MassaRee July 16, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


blow on my butthole

"blow on my butthole" a negative comment meaning "fuck you man!" or whatever man go to hell! (most times used jokingly or when someone is janking on you)

guy 1: man! this weed sucks ass!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

guy 1: YO MAMA!

guy 2: BLOW ON MY BUTTHOLE!

by MINIME! January 12, 2012

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butthole f stops

Analagous to the f stops on a camera,this refers to aperture settings built in to the anus.These f stops vary with the load. An f-1 would be used to pass a tapeworm while an f-11 would be needed for a loggerhead turd. Butthole f stops can get out of sync with excessive anal sex which can and often does result in turd whittling.(passing a turd through too small of orifice)

This one ole gal I knew had a gaping bunghole because her butthole f stops were all messed up.

by wolfbait51 June 7, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


fruit-flavored butthole

The taste of numerous fruit-flavored drinks and and wine coolers on the market. Ex: Zima and Fanta (every flavor). If you use this term, you will be asked, "How you you know what fruit-flavored butthole tastes like?" How you answer that one is up to you dude.

Tastes like fruit-flavored butthole!

by Dale February 25, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


close your butthole

when some one is being annoying and they wont sop tell them to close their butt-hole because it confuses them and they will most likely stop

Reggie stop tapping the pencil CLOSE YOUR BUTTHOLE

by CYBRNIBR January 16, 2016

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