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When you blast ass so hard, liquid shit comes out like when you switch the hose setting to ‘cone mode’.
“Maaate, I just went absolutely cone mode on that fucking toilet”
Sexy female flaggers on the job site
Holy fuck bro look at them Cone Pony’s! Who’s dick we gotta suck to get them on our job!
The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar
I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect
While standing naked, a guy scratches the dandruff and lice out of his hair and puts it on his dick. After a secret fermentation and aging process, the lice, dandruff, hair and dick cells form a sweet delicacy that surprisingly resembles the crunch and taste of a sugar cone.
It was my birthday and Brit had a sweet tooth anyway, so we both enjoyed a Kendallville Sugar Cone!
When a diabetic urinates on you in below freezing weather
My uncle Roy gave me a sweet tea snow cone last Christmas while playing in the snow.
A cone/bowl/CP where you fill the bottom with stems, and use the normal, grinded bud as kindling.
Stoner: "Bro, pack me a campfire cone the dealer gave me all stems."
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Pothead: "Man I didn't put enough kindling in this campfire cone, it's taking forever to clear."