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Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021


purple cotton weed

something that will fuck you up.

purple cotton weed fucked me in the ass

by dickmedown 6969 December 27, 2017


Fw cotton

Fwcotton is a man on tiktok who gets all the bitches unlike fwclip with peak editing skills and has a record of 5000Ws and 0Ls unlike fwclip who is a complete opposite fwcotton a Chad with huge muscles

Fw cotton is my daddy

by Fw cotton is my daddy May 4, 2022


Cotton ballin'

The act of grazing someone with your balls with clothes on during a game of leap or while walking over someone.

Ex:
Person 1: You asshole you just cotton balled me while me were playing leap frog alone in the basement.
Person 2: You knew there was a risk of cotton ballin' when doing unsupervised leap frog.

by Meowstick1234 July 17, 2024


Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020


Cotton Blast

When you ejaculate on a cotton pad and someone else applies it to their face.

I frequently cotton blast, that's why I look so young.

by Rob Burry June 29, 2024


Cotton Tail

A Cotton Tail is when toilet paper is wadded up into a baseball-sized ball and placed between the butt cheeks to resemble a bunny rabbit.

When Danielle came out of the bathroom pantsless, she bent over and showed me her cotton tail.

by Dingle Dung October 17, 2020