Negative comments in a forums for sale area.
-Off topic comments are "Thread Jacking".
Thread crapping in the for sale section is not allowed.
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This is when someones poo is blessed by G-d. This poo is then sent up to heaven. G-d then inspects the poo make sure its holy enough to be holy crap. G-d then throws this poo down to earth. When this poo hits someone they become "holy crap".
Omfg, dude you just became holy crap.
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The Corsair in Battlefield Vietnam.
It moves slow, shoots slow, bombs slow, looks slow, and is in general slow. It also has the amazing ability to stall with its coffee can of a jet engine.
Look at that idiot flying in the crap air, I could parachute on him and land mine.
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A rod or stick or pole that has been shoved up a womens anus and is now covered in crap.
Wayne: WTF is that smell?
Josh: IDk maybe its that crap rod next to you.
Mambo: my bad dog i thought i put that bad boy back into my closet
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Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....
Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!
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A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.
Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!
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Holy Crap is a delicious, organic, non-GMO, gluten-free energizing breakfast cereal. It only contains real unprocessed ingredients.
"Whattya eatin'?"
"HoLy CrAp!!!"
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