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The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.
"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."
1. A spicy sex move where whip cream is used to fill the vagina before rough sexual intercourse.
Caleb: I just gave this sorority girl a cream crush!
Zack: nice man, but you better you tell her to watch out for candidiasis!
The affection you have for a dog that is not your own. It's no big deal if you don't have a dog of your own, but if you do, the guilt is overwhelming. canine crazy, pet parents, dog , canine, man's best friend, cheater, infidelity
I've got a canine crush on the black labrador retriever down the street. I know I should be thankful for my dalmation, Petey, but the lab is so much more friendly.
When you have a crush on someone just because they're Rich or famous. No actual beauty is involved in the liking of this person
"that Finn wolfhard kid is such a bandwagon crush, it pisses me off"
What a man experiences when having sex with an overly enthusiastic woman, when said woman is on top and she bounces wildly, forgetting that her weight is coming down on the guy's pelvis.
Sex with Linda is rough, I always get a pelvic crush from her.
when you “like” someone and think they’re fine/ cute but you don’t want to date them. when you like the idea of being with them but not actually with them
Dylan wants to ask you out are you
going to say yes? Nah, it’s just a jimmy crush
An Urban crush is pre-teens writing long love notes on Urban Dictionary to people their hormones are telling them to screw. Their long rambling "definitions" add nothing to the greater lexicon, and clutter up the project. An urban crush post always describes "the most beautiful girl" or "the smartest boy". See Ian or Jessica.
Me: Seriously why are all these stupid bullshit love letters on Urban Dictionary? I don't know who Liam is, I don't give a fuck, and I certainly don't care if you're able to fuck your Urban crush or not. Fuck off.