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girl 1: Did you see the person viewing this definitition?
girl 2: Yeah, they are such a musty crusty rat
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The phrase "crusty ass bitch" is a slang term that is generally considered offensive and impolite. It typically includes the word "crusty," which is used to describe someone or something as unpleasant, dirty, or unkempt. The word "bitch" is a derogatory term for a person, often used to insult or criticize them. When used together, "crusty ass bitch" is a disrespectful and vulgar way to refer to someone in a negative manner. It is not appropriate for polite or formal conversations and can be offensive to some people.
"The old lady was such a crusty ass bitch, always complaining about everything and never letting anyone have their own way."
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meth made with crusty nut only emitted from the crustiest of balls
ivan: yo dude i got some crusty nut meth, wanna hit it?
retard: *snorts* WOOOOOOO damn man that hits harder than a bull with his balls wrapped in duct tape
Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
person 1: bruh why you fingering yourself
person 2: i aint I got crusty ass pubes
A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation
Aw that there is a rank crusty terd
The vibrant and adrenaline-filled rush one experiences when confronted with a scenario of one's own crusty dick, and an escalating sexual encounter.
Under crusty-dick energy, one tends to ruthlessly skip over foreplay such as oral sex to the main act, and avoids bright lighting, to tenaciously hide the fact that your dick is crusting.
This has the paradoxical effect of appearing more confident and at times, more romantic due to the low lighting circumstances. It can lead to a win on both fronts. It can also give the illusion that you are not a man of selfishness and prefer mutual pleasure.
Cindy: I can't get over how mysterious Charles was last night....
Samantha: What do you mean?
Cindy: Usually men want blowjobs before sex, he went straight for it...it was kinda hot...
Samantha: Are you sure he didn't just have Crusty Dick Energy?
Old ass negative Nancy that's set in her ways and shoves her opinion down people's throats when not asked as if anyone cares.
Listen Linda, sit your old crusty ass raisin down somewhere, your opinion is like a penis. It's a perfectly fine thing for one to have and take pride in, but when one takes it out and waves it in my face we have a problem.