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some one who has a huge dick like a horse
that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease
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An obsession where one has to shove anything they get there hands on up their rectal cavity.
"Dude, your remote smells like shit. Do you have Morris Disease or what?"
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the extreme urge to be a fag and a skater and a poser. other symptoms include:not wanting to cut hair,hair taking on properties of tempered steel,extreme protectiveness over a hat,piglike nose,extreme hair growth causing ideal conditions for parasites,lice,crabs,tics,spiders,leeches and hobos,and loss of friends.
peter symchuck has peteriosis disease
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An illness that footballers have after long term injury when they have got used to sitting on the bench and not playing.
Marians Disease - Marian Pahars appeas to be injured again - oh no wait, he isn't injured, he just doesn't want to play.
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A health condition that persists, when someone says something that is completely full of shit. The lie is so rediculous, that people actually are led to believe that the person telling it is suffering from a mental illness, rather than being a total bullshit artist. While Papap's Disease was originally thought to have afflicted the elderly, such as a grandfather, certain traits have been noticed among cousins.
For example, a child saying, "It was nice playing cards with you yesterday, Grandpap. Can I come over next week, and play again?" The afflicted grandfather responds, I haven't played cards in over 20 years. It causes too many fights."
Traits among cousins can be seen in the following statement: "Yo boss, I don't think I'm going to watch that much football this year."
This guy's so full of shit, he has Papap's Disease.
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to throw bad during baseball warm-ups
Guy 1:Dude you keep throwing the ball over my head. This is just warm-ups can you not throw on a straight line?
Guy 2: Sorry I must have akersins disease!
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Every sexual disease known to man, including the undiscovered. Originated from an illegal immigrant, Julio, who hooked up with random men on Grindr and refused to use protection.
Masta Rebecca: "Ah man, you got the Julio disease?"
Slave Marvin: "Yeah, I got it from Eric on Grindr."
Masta Rebecca:"Ew, don't touch me!"
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