When a monkey looked at the world, and realized that some things are things, and some things are not things.
The emergence of pre-er modernism was so radical that it caused a poop-flinging war that has raged through the ages and now goes by the name "philosophy".
Slur for "people" with Cystic Fibrosis.
Normal person "Aw, i just found out Music was made this year"
CF-er "Woah, I think I've heard Music before this year"
A definition of a really sweet man named Nick and he is very sweet indeed(say it fast)
Guy 1: who is that person
Guy 2: That is Nick, Nick er sød