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Avon Old Farms

All boys prep school in CT. Run by the Hockey Players who are looked upon as Gods. Screw the hell out of miss porters n ethel walker girls. Call the skanks "bitties".

Back to back new england championships. All the haters can suck ITTTT. EWS and MPS keep the bitties comin...

by asperando et perseverando April 13, 2005

168๐Ÿ‘ 146๐Ÿ‘Ž


Brown Trout Farm

The municipal water reclamation plant, in layman's terms, where the poop goes when you flush it down.

x: Dude, I heard Marty got a job down at the brown trout farm!
y: He'd better take a shower before coming over to my house then...

by Stickyknee March 18, 2011


No Post-farm September

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022


Ugandan Ostrich Farm

Codeword for an STD, often said as a promise by rich married men to their mistress(es) among other lies like leaving their wife for them.

Which would you like to receive 1st, baby? The Ugandan Ostrich Farm or the Dirty Sanchez?

by 0 Hedge December 19, 2017


korean meat farm

A nice home for sweet puppies

Yo where ya get that burger? - Roi
The Korean Meat Farm - Vin

by totally not kadence November 5, 2017


Ukrainian farm dragon

Scientific name: Agricola dragonensis ukraini

The Ukrainian farm dragon, also known as the little green tractor, is an apex predator found in the farmlands of Ukraine which usually preys on Russian battle tanks and armored personnel carrier. Its other preys include TOR missile systems and self-propelled multiple rocket launcher systems. While primarily believed to be a solitary hunter, there have been recorded pieces of evidence that suggest they are capable of hunting in packs, capable of bringing down an entire invasive herd of tanks and apcs.

Ivan: Comrade, we just received orders to loot, rape, and exterminate civilians in Kalmiuskyi District. You coming?
Boris: You're on your own, Ivan. We just spotted a Ukrainian farm dragon at the mouth of the Kalmius river. We want to live through this.

by Barok Espinoza April 12, 2022


Boone's Farm baby

Boone's Farm wine is known to make girls go wild and to pick the first guy they see to go ride bare back with.

"last night Katie drink a bottle of Boone's Farm and went from up tight girl to trailer park chick in less then 15 min and then she hooked up with a nasty old german guy named Rich that smells funny ands going bald, and now she has a Boone's Farm baby and lives in a trailer."

by goddambats July 29, 2006

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