half-ply

the cheapest toilet paper there is; mostly found in public stalls

Dude the bathrooms suck! All they had was some lousy half-ply that just fell apart!

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Hand and a Half

A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek

Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.

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half wigger

A white person that only dresses black but does not talk in jive or ack like hes a ganster. Less or not at all as gay as a full wigger.

EX. Bill Boller
Kid: "Wow here comes that wigger what a fag."
Half Wigger: "Hi guys!"
Kid: "Ok your only a half wigger thats not bad."
Half Wigger: "Whats a half wigger?"
Kid: "Go look it up on ubandictionary.com!"

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HALF-BAKED

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.

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half-butt

Cleaner version of half-ass. Usually said by children not allowed to swear, or adults who don't swear.

"Steven! You're doing a half-butt job of pressure-washing the house!"

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Half-A-Virgin

You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.

Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.

Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.

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half•alive

The alternative indie-pop band from Long Beach, CA formed in 2016 consisting of members Josh Tayler, Brett Kramer, and J. Tyler Johnson.

half•alive’s song still feel was the best song of 2018.