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An Internet werewolf is generally a very nice well tempered person who can rage in such a fashion over any medium that it resembles the transformation of a man into a werewolf.
Earlier that day:
Regular guy: Agh.. I love you guys, This is great. Our mine craft statue of abe lincoln will be the best thing ever!
Regular Guys Friend: Yeah man I agree! this is so fun!! I can't wait till we're done man.
Regular guy: ok man! I gotta go have lunch, I'll be back soon though so don't go anywhere!
Friend: OK! SURE THING FRIEND!
Post-Transformation:
Werewolf: YOU MOTHER FUCKING WHORE WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT TO MY FUCKING MINECRAFT STATUE AGHHH FUCK IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!111!!!11!!!!
Lost friend: SHEESH MAN.. why you gotta be such a werewolf!! dude calm down it's only a game
Werewolf: PREPARE TO DIEEEE MOTHERFUCKERRR!!
Former friend: sheesh man calm down.. or I'll have to go get my supply of wolfsbane..
Werewolf: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVVVVE!!!!11!!!!!!1!!
Soon to be dead friend: dude.. I never thought you would be such a douche.. we were such great friends.. why you gotta go and be so internet werewolf on me and ROAR all up in my face :'(
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Someone whose spouse is consumed with being on the internet.
He knew he had become an internet widower when he started finding his wife on the internet every night at 4 AM.
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A network of physical objects with embedded sensors that are connected to the internet.
"Siri, turn off the lights." "Gotta love the internet of things"
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Like a regular rock, but online. Mostly used as a substitute for the phrase "living under a rock". Used to refer to people who haven't heard of something important on the internet, possibly a meme. Used frequently by Charles Trippy.
Dude! That grizzly bear looks so much pedobear!
Whats a pedobear?
Ah, man, you've been living under an internet rock!
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A person who searches through multiple websites in search of finding pirated content, such as music "leaks" hence the name Internet Plumber. This person will do whatever it takes to not have to pay for digital content.
"Hey did you download that new Weezy album on iTunes yet?"
"Nah I got the leak on Media Fire bro."
"Damn, your such an Internet Plumber"
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The stuff on the internet you just can't look away from.
I've always got 50 tabs opened online, my mind is foggy with internet glitter.
Can't talk now, there's a lot of internet glitter tonight.
The internet glitter sucked me in.
Internet glitter... turning minutes online into hours.
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A person, or group of people who lurk on forums and criticize others fabrication skills without any of their own. They are known to pick up on key terms as, "dead tube", and "shear point" all while ridiculing others welds and techniques. Not much is known about these infamous internet fabbers other than they have no social skills, and have been known to call themselves bro.
Also known to use key words as GNAR, sic, or brolific.
"you have never even bent a piece of metal stupid internet fabber!"
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