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a type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos
Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.
Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!
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When you blow a load on a woman's face and take her hair and swing it onto her face, sticking to the load.
"I gave Gwen a Ski Mask last night after she robbed my virginity."
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When the crisp-and-crude method of calculation, which yields an approximate instead of an exact answer to a problem, is done on a mask rather than on an envelope or a napkin.
With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
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When a man pulls his scrotum over a ladies face and places his butthole directly over the nose. Said man than proceedes to fart mercilessly. The spreading of the ball sack makes a perfect "mask" over the womans face and forces her to deeply inhale any anal flatulence.
Nothing says loving a woman like a good ol' Jewish Gas Mask.
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When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.
Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask
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A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.
Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.
Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!
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When a chick is eating out her girlfriend, and after resting her face all up in that pussy, she emerges with her girlfriend's juices all over her face. Kind of like a facial treatment, only better. And more moisturizing.
Crystal: So, Stacey, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Stacey: Fantastic. I was eating her out hardcore and she was so wet, I ended up with a full lesbian face mask! It was killer!
Crystal: Right on!! You lesbians are so lucky. I still gotta use that charcoal one.
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