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I fuck dans mom on a regular basis
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When someone is acting like a mom because you don't want to do something. They want you to do it so they threaten you with the mom card.
Boy: Damn, I don't want to go to work tomorrow .
Girl: You better! Don't make me throw out the Mom Card .....
A type of story with no real payoff or purpose. Typically takes the form of a personal anecdote.
Joey just spent five minutes describing his uneventful trip to the grocery store. As soon as he finished, I threw a "nice mom story" at him.
A friend who is the mom of the friend group, she is very supportive and caring and does not like being called a soccer mom or hockey mom. Loves to bake, especially sourdough which she shares with all her adopted children.
Boy: Who gave you this sourdough? its really good!
Girl: My quidditch mom!
As opposed to a mommy kink, in which someone derives sexual gratification from a woman who babies and dotes over them, with the recipient usually acting in a childlike way, a 'mom kink' is when someone derives sexual gratification from a more mature dynamic, perhaps similar to one between a mom and her teenage son/daughter. This kink is considered more casual, and is characterised by the feeling that it's more similar to a romantic and/or sexual connection between a real mother and son/daughter, as opposed to one between roleplayers who act unrealistically nurturing and childlike.
Candice: hey, did you hear about Howard?
Joe: yeah, he has a mom kink
Hugh: don't you mean a 'mommy kink'?
Joe: no...
A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.
defined me :I’m gonna fuck your mom guy: ya she’s a milf