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John Major

He talked about everything and nothing really. He arrived with a new wave of optimism and disappeared without a bat of an eyelid (mainly due to the UK's adoration New Labour as they swept into Downing Street).

Alright kind of bloke in truth, could've fulfilled any other job in Government at the time to a high standard except that of Prime Minister!

Things of note during his lengthy, but seemingly brief 6 and a half years as PM:

Signed Maastricht, and...
lost election to Labour in landslide.

Thats about it really!

by britishandworried January 29, 2005

102๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Miller

Recieving a handjob while in a restaurant surronded by friends

I went out to dinner with my girlfriend and some friends to Applebees and totally got a John Miller

by J Gil March 18, 2008

128๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


johns hopkins

Johns Hopkins is like unprotected sex; happy you got in, upset that you came.

Alex was so happy to get into Johns Hopkins that he did not think of the consequences of attending. Yay i got in... oh shit I came.

by cellar door January 18, 2005

1060๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Romero

PC game designer of 1990s fame, John Romero was the genius/jackanape that introduced us to Wolfenstein3D, DOOM, and Quake.
When not designing new methods of carrying out FPS carnage or dismemberment, he was attending to his rich, luxurious, flowing, hair which, given his near-rockstar status at the time, was not considered homoerotic in the least.
Then... came the infamous and career-destroying FPS-mediocrity that we remember as Daikatana.
Released three years behind schedule, and only after burning through two game engines and over one hundred employees, Daikatana effectively closed an era of PC-gaming, and signaled John Romero's fall from Godhood.
Nevertheless, John Romero's notoriety continues to live on through the power of the Internet -- and the unceasing efforts of meme humorists.

Gamer 1: "John Romero is going to make you his bitch!"
(After pwn'ing a stream of newbs) Gamer 1: "Suck it down!"

(warcry upon respawning) Gamer 2: d41k4t4n4 r0ckz j00!!1!

by MercWithMouth April 14, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


john frusciante

Guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Also a solo artist as of recently. Very creative, uses a lot of heavy distortion, compression, and delay effects.

Frusciante plays economically on the pepper's studio albums, but has some wicked solos on their live ones.

by bryan18 August 7, 2005

808๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


john rzeznik

frontman for one of the most unique and inspiring bands ever...the Goo Goo Dolls.
has an amazing voice, plays a wicked guitar, and as a lyricist is completely out of this world-
John Rzeznik is one of the most inspiring musicians ever known to mankind, and not just because he's gorgeous...he's so talented and dedicated and comes up with new songs that actually sound different from anything else the Goo Goo Dolls have played.

in short, he's SPECTACULAR

*Jane*: "Hey Scarlett, have you listened to the new Goo Goo Dolls album?"
*Scarlett*: "OH YES! John Rzeznik is my muse!"

by simplypoof April 3, 2005

177๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


john green

John Green is the author of Michael L. Printz award winner Looking For Alaska, and the Michael L. Printz runner up, An Abundance of Katherines. His newest novel, Paper Towns, will be released in September 2008.

In 2007, John and his younger brother Hank, decided to go an entire year without using textual communication. Instead, they did daily video blogs on YouTube and talked on the phone. Their vlog project, Brotherhood 2.0, gathered thousands of followers who came to be known as Nerdfighters.

I just got this book at the library. It's called Looking For Alaska by John Green.

by Nerdtasticallyinclined June 29, 2008

653๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž