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When your dick is too limp because you're too inebriated and you can't get it up anymore but you're try'in to have sex. a.k.a a flaccid penis.
For Example "I'm just try'in to get laid, I'm not sick I dont have the flu or any other influenza virus! i did not need the campbells chicken noodle soup!"
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A poop
My belly hurts. I hope its just a fart noodle.
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When you put your penis in a woman's butt and your peehole fills with poop. Then you pee out the string of poop in her mouth.
I just gave her the Burmese Noodles, I hope Buddha wasn't watching.
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The shit plug that comes out of your dick the first time you piss after you fucked someone in the ass.
I just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when I took a piss. The "noodle" made a splash when it hit the water! Wish she would have taken a shit before I fucked her in the ass. My dick was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
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More than 2 asian females standing in an area.
Yo son theres a noodle soup standing outside walmart!
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An uncircumsized penis.
"Loser, you're just pissed cuz you have to roll back the skin on your macaroni noodle."
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A noodle, for reasons unknown, that has been stuck up a largely obese woman's vagina and has been cooked at 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit for an unknown interval of time. They likely smell of fish and it is not advised that they be consumed by any living being, unless you're into that sort of thing.
May also apply to a woman who is so loose, her vagina looks more like spaghetti strings.
"Where did my pasta go?" "Probably Celina's vagina over there; she's into fuck noodles."
"Heard you ran away from Diane." "Are you kidding? She's been with so many guys, she's a total fuck noodle!"
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