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don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

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eating your own dog food

To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."

-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009

A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


I kiss my own tightness

A phrase used to describe how much you appreciate yourself when other's don't.

"You know rapper RM?"
"Yeah, he's not appreciated enough."
"That's why he says, (I kiss my own tightness)."
"Oh, because he appreciates his self so no one has too."

by ParkMinho August 15, 2018

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


too smart for your own good

1. Overconfident or cocky.

2. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

4. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good or too big for your britches.

Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 15, 2007

212๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


double-click your own mouse

the act of being a female and masturbating using your hand

Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."

by Nick D September 25, 2003

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Bring Your Own Sand

The process of bringing your own sand to a beach themed party (in particular mall beach parties), and is almost always required as the hosts seldom provide any sand. It is often abbreviated BYOSand or BYOS on invitations.

Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson sent out Bring Your Own Sand invitations to their mall beach party.

by Anonymous09429852 November 23, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


A Legend In Thier Own Shower

1. Some one who thinks they are the greatest at some thing (or everything) but they realy arents

2. Some one who believes they are a great singer, but they only sing in their shower because the shower walls are the only thing that will listen to them

3. Boy Bands

Example

Girl: Brandon is trying to keep his "macho" reputation
Boy: Brandon is just a legend in his own shower

Brother 1: I am the best singer, you heard me in the shower
Brother 2: I plugged my ears. The walls of the shower listend. You are a legend in your own shower

Teenie Bopper: I love N'sync
Reality Check: They should have stuck to to being A legend in thier own shower

by Cameron O February 24, 2006

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