Pancake Tits

Very flat, Sagging, Oddly Shaped or malformed breasts, usally in the shape of Pancakes resulting from either old age, or a tight-ass Bra. Not attractive at all. Usally accompanied by Peircings, or a Cellulite covered ass. Nobody likes Thunder Thighs and Pancake Tits.

I thought That girl Raven was okay lookin', but then I saw them Pancake tits, and I was like "Damn, girl got that IHOP open 24/7".

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Sweaty Pancakes

Sweaty Pancakes is the term for a females ass cheeks after being boned doggy style by an overweight partner.

The body heat soaked in causing ass cheek sweat and plenty of it.

Wow, I was banging my girl like a pro yesterday, she had hella "sweaty pancakes."

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Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.

Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.

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sleepy pancakes

1. when one man jizzes on another mans ass and then eats it untill he gets sleepy.
2. eating jizz off the ass until one gets sleepy.
3. pancakes ordered with jizz instead of syrup, usually resulting in extreme drowsiness, followed by homosexual urges

have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes").

sleepy pancakes at ihop go get you some !!

me and my man gave each other sleepy pancakes down in lubbock

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Pancake Pussy

A vagine that has been repetadley used over and over again and is left mushy, loose, similar to a pancake in texture and reeking of fish.

Wow, look at Jenna Jameson. She's been in so many pornos, she must have a Pancake Pussy

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pancake and sausage

Janet Jackson's breast and nipple, respectively.

Nothing like some pancake and sausage to spice up a fruitless career.

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brazilian pancake

Recipe for a brazilian pancake:
1: Find some skank
2: Have sex with her outdoors
3: Blow your wad on her stomach
4: Smear your jizz in a nice circular pattern
5: Let it dry in the sun
6: Carefully peel the dried jizz off of her stomach and feed it to her

My girlfriend died after eating nothing but brazilian-style pancakes for three weeks straight.

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