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1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.
Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.
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An aggressive, domineering, misandristic woman whom is latently or manifestly homosexual.
Ted: Jane is looking pretty hot! I'm going to tag some puss!
Bill: Ha ha ha, you mean iron pants? Good luck, that bitch will amputate your dick.
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when you are wearing pants that are, quite literally, skin colored-i.e. you are wearing no pants
Barbie: last night, i got like drunk i danced in my nuddy pants
Ken: Oh.
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The underwear of a woman of 'loose values' and poor hygeine. A whores knickers. A smelly flange.
"I say Jeeves, I took Miss Kerrington home last night for a bit of 'hows your father' only to discover she was wearing tuna pants and had a very smelly minge"
On addressing a slut: "Oi, Tuna Pants!"
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A funny pants is someone who cracks a joke
HAHAH that's the funniest thing I've ever heard, you are such a funny pants!!!
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A dainty, small framed and pretentious male usually with an uncircumcised penis.
-"Hey, that kid is really into the tea game."
-"Yeah, he's a fucking pee pants."
-"Did that kid just pee his pants?"
-"Nah, his urine just gets caught in the foreskin!"
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someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.
jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.
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