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million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

by duh-man June 8, 2006

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Cookie Stamp

When your cat or dog raises their tail to expose their butt, and sits on you.

Leaving a stinky spot on you.

Don’t leave a cookie stamp on me!

by CGuajardo May 2, 2022


vatican postage stamps

Toilet paper!

Please see Vatican Fan Mail.

Example 1:
Hey, are there any more rolls of Vatican Postage Stamps left in the upstairs bathroom?

Example 2:
Whatever I ate gave me the shits bad. I went through a whole roll of Vatican Postage Stamps already and I still ain't done!

Example 3:
Last night some fractious youths covered Melissa's house with Vatican Postage Stamps. Her parents were not happy.

by Fractious1 November 29, 2017


Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016


Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016


Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016


Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016