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Filing My Taxes

Takin a big fucking shit

"I'll be right back guys, gotta filing my taxes real quick."

by Gay Ass Jimmie April 27, 2018


poor people tax

Dumb bitches that get free money for having multiple baby daddy’s and spend all the government money they get on lotto tickets

Poor people tax is when you get free money from the government and buy lotto tickets

by Tpforbungole January 16, 2021


sin tax error

When you ask a question so undefined, a crystal ball can't even predict the outcome. An accumulation of such errors in a crystal ball could begin to distort the space-time continuous. A cleansing ceremony must be conducted before a fracture between worlds occurs. The ceremony consists of coupon burgers, excess amounts of candy, and waving your arms while saying "psh."

"Man. I asked my crystal ball about when I would win the lottery, but it came back with 'sin tax error.'"
"Ah man. You have to ask questions in units of hours and dollars. You're going to open a portal if you keep asking questions like that."

by Ultracaffeine October 03, 2019


tax check ballin

When you get your tax check and you go crazy buying everything up and trying to look rich, but when that tax check is gone your poor again.

All the baby mama's out there tax check ballin.

by Lynndogg765 February 05, 2019


stunt like taxes

a lyric used by Chief Keef; meaning that someone's living life like they're getting their W-2 money from tax returns

Paul spends $500 like pocket change he'll always stunt like taxes.

by heartbrecklovesosa March 01, 2017


norwegian tax return

The act of sucking freshly-spent semen out of a vagina and then spitting it back into the semen deliverers mouth.

Clara clearly made Rods fantasy come true as she lovingly delievered a Norwegian Tax Return into his mouth.

by The_Iron_Platypus July 08, 2011


10 pound tax

the weight gained after moving to England from a healthier, southern hemisphere country

he paid the 10 pound tax with interest

by AJE2 November 07, 2009