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The Old English Sheepdog (OES) is a large breed of dog that emerged in England from early types of herding dog. Obsolete names for the breed include Shepherd's Dog and bob-tailed sheep-dog. The nickname Bob-tail (or Bobtail) originates from how dogs of the breed traditionally had their tails docked. Old English Sheepdogs can grow very long coats with fur covering the face and eyes and do not shed unless brushed.
What if the Old English Sheepdog became mascot in Dulux ads due to similarities of its fur with a paintbrush or its smooth appearance just like the paint texture?
When something someone says make absolutely no sense, that it sounds like gibberish.
Person 1: are you in the morning
Person 2: that makes no proper english
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victoria english school is trash and full of fake people, i dread going to school because of teachers and the vibe. no food.
“u go to victoria english school?”
“yeah”
“i feel so bad for u”
she da biggest hoe at ec she hits on every guy even tho she has a shitty boyfriend and no 1 cares about her. she also needs to stop sucking every 1s dick. and she needs to close her legs everytime I'm around her it smells like catfish fly bad it it's fucking nasty so beware of the biggest hor at ec.
English thot (mylee) is da biggest hor in America
the biggest thot at ec she sucks everyone's dick when she has a boyfriend. she hits on every guy even tho she knows no 1 likes her but she still fucking talks to every guy when she has the ugliest boyfriend at ec. she also needs to close her legs because everytime it smells like catfish rly bad.
English Thot (mylee) is a hoe
A male dips their scrotum in tea and then furiously jabs their partner in the face with it. Then they stuff it in their partner's mouth cleaning the tea off of its surface. Then the male backs as far as they can go in the room then charges the women with their sack in one hand and facing outwards. When in contact with the women he tackles her and then begins to slap her across the face with his dry scrotum.
Simon gave Hannah a very sticky English Scrotum Slap
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full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
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